/Lay down to be examined by Doc Mixilpixil. How can he find the cure if he can't find the cause?
Oh my, you look like death. Correction - I've seen death, you look worse than death. You, $g sir:miss;, would be what death coughed up at his last physical.
Hah! You hear that Noarm? Write that one down!
*Cough* Hrm yes, in order for me to help you, I'll need to draw some blood. Don't worry, it only hurts the first few... fifty times or so... /lay down when you're ready for the treatment, [player].